This week, my sweet hubby asked me what he could get me for Christmas.  I said, "I have no idea!"  He said, "Why don't you give me a list of several things you would like, I'll pick one and be able to surprise you."  I said, that is so sweet of you.  I'll give it my best shot. 
Since I'm going to write a little list for you, why don't you do that for me too?

He sat for a minute, then he said, "I don't think I trust you to get my Christmas present."  I said, "you're kidding, right?  What do you want?"  He said "I'm thinking about a new golf club."  Well, I could certainly do that! He smiled and said, "I think I want a new driver and you would probably buy a putter."   I said, "So, you're saying there's a difference?"